Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 24, 2018
August 23, 2018
August 27, 2018
Transcript:
Chicken: Time flies when you're having fun. Time crawls when you're watching paint dry. Time passes at a normal rate only if you really enjoy watching paint dry.
I had a friend that used to go bowling. He said he used to hate bowling and went there so that his life would seem longer. The trouble is that he started to like bowling.
Ida No about 6 years ago
Einstein’s theory of relativity works the same way, with putting your hand on a stove’s gas burner, and spending the time talking to a pretty woman.
Qiset about 6 years ago
I had a friend that used to go bowling. He said he used to hate bowling and went there so that his life would seem longer. The trouble is that he started to like bowling.