Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 20, 2018

I don’t get it.

Bob thinking: “NOW he tells me! All along I was supposed to be a tugboat captain on the north pole!”

OR MAYBE…He’s telling Bob that he is a fifth wheel on life’s wagon!

Alright, Ralph, let’s not have any more of that kind of talk! I don’t care about his private life.

Anybody that could get a riverboat through all of the river hazards had a wheelhouse of skills.

The ironic thing is ol’ Bob works in a tire shop.

????

Bob repairs the squeaky wheel on shopping carts.

Is Cap’n Eddie in the Anoesis Wheelhouse or is he at the Offshore?

Reading comics is in my wheelhouse.

Too bad Bob forgot the combination to the lock on his wheelhouse.

‘Been waiting 75+ years to learn this term, even with all those diesel polluters floating into and out of Milwaukee Harbor. But Google implies that everything is stored in the wheelhouse. During my working years, we had terms like, “Not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “DKS”. The latter I came up for our Human Resource Assessment team project for a tested individual who Doesn’t Know Shit.