Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 19, 2018

Is the name “Bovee” in any way a play on “bovine”?

Talk about a cheesehead. Is he from Wisconsin?

Is your concept of “body cavity” the same as mine? Must be string cheese.

Velveeta is not cheese.

Cheesy. Isn’t it?

Curd your appetite.

Actually, I’ve learned that the U.S. Army has a test program where soldiers have to eat five pounds of cheese a day to prevent hearing loss. That much cheese should also reverse hearing loss.

Out of the heart of the mighty jungle came the cry of the constipated Ape UUUUUOOOO AAAHHHH!