TV: So what does an elf like you do with the rest of your year? I spend it working on my game. And that would be? Miniature golf.
Garfield: Bah-da bum.
My son’s cat is orange, pampered, and quite fat. Should have named him Garfield. His feet are huge. Only thing, he will chase a rodent. I saw him with a field mouse as big as a teacup chihuahua. Wait, the neighbor put up lost dog photos. I better not say anymore.
magnamax almost 14 years ago
It’s the ‘burp’ day after Christmas, and I hope everyone ‘urp’ is well. I think I ‘gurgle’ may have eaten too much.
LittleSister18 almost 14 years ago
But of Course.
Llewellenbruce almost 14 years ago
Garfield ate so much Christmas stuff he looks like he’s pregnent.
Delirium108 almost 14 years ago
So no longer did the little elf want to be a dentist, now with Tiger Woods to look up to, he wants to be a mini golfer.
cats32 almost 14 years ago
happy new year
pawpawbear almost 14 years ago
My son’s cat is orange, pampered, and quite fat. Should have named him Garfield. His feet are huge. Only thing, he will chase a rodent. I saw him with a field mouse as big as a teacup chihuahua. Wait, the neighbor put up lost dog photos. I better not say anymore.
momazilla almost 14 years ago
Let him come over here and try to take on Squirrelzilla.
IdahoSpud almost 14 years ago
I thought Elves worked 24/7/365 making the billions of toys to be delivered every year.
Justice22 almost 14 years ago
^They are Chinese elves.
codycab almost 14 years ago
How long could one elf possibly take to work on mini golf?
Asriel over 2 years ago
Can’t imagine how garf said it