Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 11, 2018

My favorite is “Reno, armpit of the West.” My least favorite is “Come for the buffet, stay for the salmonella.”

Reno may be the armpit of the West, but Lost Angeles is a part of the body a bit south of the armpit and smell worse….

Thank you, Dictionary.com, for clarifying panel 1. Next question: What made Scott think they’d like the slogan if they knew what it meant? Maybe HE’S the real Clyde.

Reno National Championship Air Races! YAY

Reno: You’re better than this.

Reno: We’re easy to spell!

Reno: Please don’t Google us.

Reno: Gateway to Fernley.

Reno: What did we do to deserve this?