Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 20, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 14 years ago

    LOOK! A sixty year old Calvin.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 14 years ago

    Calvin’s more likely to get what he wants for Christmas than the Fink.

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    BigChiefDesoto  almost 14 years ago

    What would he do with a new wig anyway?!! He doesn’t have to run for office and so lie to the public and mislead them like the present day politicians do to get themselves elected! THAT is the only advantage of a Kingdom! And so, no need for Wikileaks either!!

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    Tsali-Queyi  almost 14 years ago

    Santa’s fixing be hanging from chains.

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    kpreethy  almost 14 years ago

    I don’t think he would fulfill all ur wishes fink…

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    Yukoner  almost 14 years ago

    Fink you get nothing as you have been neither a good little boy nor a good little girl.

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    pamlicorat  almost 14 years ago

    Ladyfingers, It’s for the get-a-way when the Huns invade.

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    CANADIANPACIFIC2816  almost 14 years ago

    If I were Santa, I’d leave the little Fink with a stocking full of fresh reindeer poop! Merry Christmas ya rotten little Fink!!

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    BigChief, two words – head lice!!!

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    Rakkav  almost 14 years ago

    Actually, there are LOTS of advantages to a kingdom.

    The only disadvantage is the possibility of having a bad king. But we have that now - plus a bad legislature, a bad judicial system, and a bad bureaucracy. Oh yes, and an increasingly bad peasantry.

    So much for what Aristotle thought was the best compromise. He should’ve gone with his first judgment and pushed for monarchy.

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    Gary Wardell  over 3 years ago

    How about a new guillotine.

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