Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 28, 2018

Really, Chad, how is a lady supposed to drink her coffee? But Chad needs the recognition for his accomplishments. You might have a softer touch on the Earth with running shoes, or bare feet, instead of your Oxfords with heels!

Running in place will get you no where.

But, but, if Chad runs to someplace else, then he won’t be running in place any longer.

I see Chad has on a pair of Saggy Socks available in 3 colors from Dennis’s Dry Goods, Fabrics. and Cannibus Emporium And Wet Goods Annex.

3 for $2.84 or one for 4.71 in Puce, Heliotrope and Carmine.

Chad doesn’t just run in any old place, you know.

Sure, Ethel, Blame Chad!, When you know that is your 25th cup of cafine laden coffee and you have the jitters.

https://youtu.be/zxqZYe90—c

Suffering from the D Ts, Chad shouts, “Running in place? I’m trying to stay away from all those rats. Don’t you see them?”

Why don’t you splash your coffee some place else?

Clearly his leg day is yielding results, as compared to yours.

Practicing for his River Dance debut.