The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 26, 2018

She IS a cue-ty

Hmmm… I’ve heard that’s a good place to hang out if you want to see a great rack.

They were a close group until she showed up.

What a shame. I thought they clicked.

I’d make some comment about the 8 ball or black ball but some over sensitive fool would start screaming racism, so I won’t. I miss the days when we Italians and Poles would trade jokes and could laugh with and at others and ourselves.

Someone isn’t going to be bald as a cue ball.

right on cue…..

You should take that as your cue…

You’re better off. She’d just knock you around.

She’s just snooty. She wants a guy who’s adept at banking and with a masterful command of English. Besides, she’s waiting for the eight ball, and he’s always the last to drop in.

She’ll soon be going through all the pockets.

she got censored because when she was in college , she once called the eight ball the N-word

Move on. Most likely she’s damaged goods

She’ll scratch and put you in her pocket for later. She’ll break you if she can.

The bartender, Bill Yard, has heard it all before, he just chalks it up to the booze.

In the end she’ll get every one of you.

Isn’t she the one who does the hitting on?

I’m just wondering if he was snookered by her?

That guy sure had balls to say that ;)

Say the wrong thing and you will be blackballed. You can bank on that.

Not bad. A cut above the rest.

Don’t hit on a cue ball. She’ll hit on you if you look like a good lie.

Just dial Q?

Is that a cue stick in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me.

Aw, she hits on everybody.

You people are GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!! :)

All right, everybody out of the pool!

Number ten is totally CUELESS!

Hey 10, pick up on the cue!