Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 02, 2018

Good Lord this story is mind numbing bad.

I think I know why the series came to an end shortly after this arc. I doubt you can get any more boring.

I think I’m going to stick my finger down my throat.

Tarzan really mellowed out in his later years. From killing lions to relationship guru.

Romeo and Juliet? Where’s the poison?

They have to be denied to each other by their respective families, first. Then – poison, maybe. But common sense might prevail.

“You two need to heal your relationship. Take it from a guy…who lives in a tree…down by the river.”

Help me! Help me! This syrupy sugar-rush is killing me!

Mary Worth, T’Zan ain’t….

New story, please.