WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for August 16, 2018

gives a whole new meaning to “cut the cord”

thats a lot of stuff considering there is not much womb in there

Foreshadowing of the day you want to retire, and your child still living at home. Expecting you to provide free room and board.

I don’t want to come out because Daddy has an ugly scary beard.

Hey it’s really only been 36 months. He’s comfy in there and it’s not as scary.

There are women who still want to breast feed their 60 month olds. And refer to them as such.

Is this supposed to be funny or frightening?

Weren’t they supposed to have said 42 weeks… or maybe 10 months ?

I was a ten month baby…… my mother never let me forget it.

“Break out the Jaws of Life! Stat!”

Pharmaceutical grade shop vac, STAT!