False Knees by Joshua Barkman for August 13, 2018

I can remember watching adults getting conned by the gulls when I was a kid fishing on the pier.

Yeah, if you don’t get those fries, you’ll starve.

Now you know why they are called French Fry Hawks.

A gull has to have it’s priorities: gluttony first, dive bombing humans second, then philosophy.

I thought the nidopallium was too smart to waste energy on crap like that, unlike the cerebral cortex.

Time fries when you’re having fun…