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Iāve not been paying attention to that thing in my apartment in some amount of years. When at the parentsā house or someone elseās house, that when I pay attention.
āI am gross and perverted. I am obsessed and deranged. I have existed for years but very little has changed. Iām the tool of the government and industry too. For I am designed to rule and regulate youā¦ Iām the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? Iām the slime oozing out from your TV set.ā
I donāt have cable, satellite or any other sort of regular TV. I have a TV set to watch DVDs, and sometimes I stream something on the computer. I donāt miss it a bit. The worst torture for me is being in a car repair shop, a doctorās office, a restaurant, or innumerable other places that think they have to have a TV blaring all the time. If other people are not present (which unfortunately isnāt often), I will ask for the remote and turn the stupid thing off. I am thankful that I do have one doctor whose office has neither radio nor TV. I would almost go there any day without an appointment just for the quiet! Of course, there are still the idiot patients and family members with their noisy cell phone games, but I have found either a polite ācould you please turn that down?ā or, if needed, a withering glare, will put that to a stop soon, too. God help us all when any of these devices develop tentacles to envelop usā¦I will surely commit hari-kari!
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
Iāve not been paying attention to that thing in my apartment in some amount of years. When at the parentsā house or someone elseās house, that when I pay attention.
over 6 years ago
Good luck surviving its educational programs.
chris_weaver over 6 years ago
Must See TV!
Nachikethass over 6 years ago
Thatās compelling programming!
!!ĒlÉā over 6 years ago
āVideodrome,ā anybody?
mudak326 Premium Member over 6 years ago
I see Netflix is trying some new innovations, huh?
Display over 6 years ago
āI am gross and perverted. I am obsessed and deranged. I have existed for years but very little has changed. Iām the tool of the government and industry too. For I am designed to rule and regulate youā¦ Iām the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? Iām the slime oozing out from your TV set.ā
johndifool over 6 years ago
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOUā¦
suv2000 over 6 years ago
Time to replace that old agrees Iāve BOB TUBE
Amra Leo over 6 years ago
Talk about a captive audienceā¦
Radish... over 6 years ago
The TV wants to be entertained.
ptvroman over 6 years ago
The third parentā¦.
pcolli over 6 years ago
When it says something interesting, he just might pay attention.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 6 years ago
Lioās TV has been possessed by his cat.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Scary. These modern TV sets have way too many built-in appsā¦.
finnygirl Premium Member over 6 years ago
I donāt have cable, satellite or any other sort of regular TV. I have a TV set to watch DVDs, and sometimes I stream something on the computer. I donāt miss it a bit. The worst torture for me is being in a car repair shop, a doctorās office, a restaurant, or innumerable other places that think they have to have a TV blaring all the time. If other people are not present (which unfortunately isnāt often), I will ask for the remote and turn the stupid thing off. I am thankful that I do have one doctor whose office has neither radio nor TV. I would almost go there any day without an appointment just for the quiet! Of course, there are still the idiot patients and family members with their noisy cell phone games, but I have found either a polite ācould you please turn that down?ā or, if needed, a withering glare, will put that to a stop soon, too. God help us all when any of these devices develop tentacles to envelop usā¦I will surely commit hari-kari!
The Ever-Convenient Object's Shopping Mall over 6 years ago
It would have been funnier if it was upside down.