Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for August 02, 2020

I had already thought I wouldn’t want to go on a bridge like that. Now I’m positive I wouldn’t do it.

I’ve been across the Capilano Bridge in Vancouver.

how’s this dream going to end? i can’t stand the suspense…

Oh good, someone found a use for the rotted deck boards I’ve been pulling up.

I’ve had that dream, or something very similar.