Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for September 05, 2018

Adam has an imagination everywhere except when trying to write!

Maybe I’ll count cups of coffeeeeeeee a 1 a 2 a 3 a…

He should take some lessons from Horace from “Dark Side of the Horse.”

https://www.gocomics.com/darksideofthehorse/2018/09/04

hold a pillow over his face you will never be convicted

Counting sheep never works (and neither does counting anything else).

the thing that works for me when I’m really desperate is to imagine a perfectly round, perfectly black disk, fitting inside my head and touching the inside of ears and skull. It’s getting it perfectly round that does the trick. honest.

I see separate bedrooms in his future.

And that’s why you don’t count monkeys.

I try to see how high I can go counting prime numbers.

The real solution is lying right next to you. She’s still awake, after all.

Counting sheep is supposed to work because they are BOOORRRINNG!