FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 03, 2018

and to think Jason (and Marcus) was the dumb one

And then they misdiagnose you so often that you have a better track record just googling your symptoms, and prescribe something that’s likely to be lethal if you don’t do the research because it’s not like THEY ever do… (yes, I am bitter)

We are all professionals here. Put your feet in the stirrups and lean back, Jason.

$10 copay? I wish…

Ahhh… playing doctor behind Sandy’s garage, went must’ve been 6 or 7 then….

The kids in the background are stick figures. Funny.

these are all the preliminaries – after the 4 hour wait is when things might take a turn for the “fuss”like ‘turn your head and coff" or “doctor, why are you putting on the glove? doctor?” or "please take off all your clothes and put on this ’robe’ "

Eileen, are you okay? Why are you in Marcus’ position?

Play ‘Doctor Who” instead. #TomBakerWastheBest

They may do the research but fail to realize how much big Pharma propaganda finds its way into medical journals disguised as studies: When Good Doctors Prescribe Bad Medicine:http://tinyurl.com/zvgcu79

“Ozy & Millie” had a similar gag later, but with an actual theory of why the game is risque: It leads to cynicism.