Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 07, 2018

now the gnome will give the kids the creeps at home

Weren’t you listening, Madeline? It’s a petrified elf.

I have an undead gnome made to look as if it’s coming out of the ground. Kept the trick-or-treaters away last year.

Position that thing in garden facing the kids bedrooms! Paint the eyeballs with clear phosphorescent paint!

I’m surprised Alice doesn’t want it in her room.

Why?

And thus, matricide.

this is one of the best

Madeline: “Ooo!”

Petey: “Gah!”

Alice: “Ew!”

Peter: “Sigh…”

And it comes with 10% off at Travelocity.

A perfect payload for Dill’s brothers’ trebuchet!

There’s one who’s self-conscious about his status as a stable genius in the White House.

Gosh, Madeline! I thought you had better taste!

Slightly soiled after having been inserted into Mr. O’Reilley by Basil Fawlty.