Monty by Jim Meddick for September 17, 2018

“Cheeze it, da fuzz!”

It’s the sound of the package being opened, then the smell of the cheese powder. Then the oh so tasty powder on your fingers.

It used to be the sound of electric can opener! Now, it’s the sound of the pop-top!

I prefer Better Cheddars, but they are hard to find.

I like the white cheddar ridges Cheez-its. I forget what it’s called.

Course he does

A friend had a cat that would have to be given one Dorito if you opened a bag around him. He’d never eat a second one the same day, but if you didn’t give him the one, you’d hear about it for hours.

My dog can hear a string cheese wrapper being ripped open from the back room.

Whipped cream is a great bribe to get my Jackabee rescue to come in the house!

Open the cereal container… Turd comes running

Maybe if he’d closed the closet door all the way…

Fleshy knows! —So, why try to hide, Monty? You know you can run, but you can’t hide!…

Our house cat loved to eat Cheez-Its. I miss her.