Bliss by Harry Bliss for September 28, 2018

The Van Gogh school of art?

You’re not worth it.

“Go s**t in your hat!” Or, cut off his ear.

Time to find a new teacher !

And here I thought he was going to say, “Ask her out for a drink.”

The visual arts version of “Break a leg”?

I love it — the first part of his comment is exactly what the teacher in my art class would say.

I just hate it when I bleed all over my canvas

There’s a hypothesis that Van Gogh suffered from tinnitus and that drove him to cut off his year. Having the same affliction myself, I can totally understand that. (I still have both of mine)

Put your ear to the canvas!