Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 27, 2018

BLEECH!

Ewwwwww!!!

They would gum up the dispenser so you wouldn’t be able to get anything out.

I’ll never chew gum again.

I’m with her! You can take things too far! THIS is WAY of the mark!

Buddy the Elf would like that.

Food for thought.

Someone would find a way to try to charge for ABC gum. (Already Been Chewed)

I’ve often thought that used chewing gum would be excellent for stuffing into frost cracks in roads.

Still doesn’t answer the question “Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?”

Chewing gum IS recyclable. http://gumdropltd.com/gumdrop-bin/

Coming soon to the entrance/exit of every diner…

I miss the old gas stations that would have a gum ball machine were all the candy inside was faded and melted.

Only you, Mark Parisi, only you. Your mind is warped in a particularly special way. Keep up the good work.

The Seattle gum wall is a good place toohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gum_Wall

Looky there it’s an ABC* gum machine! *(Already Been Chewed)

Thank goodness it’s not a condom machine in the restroom of a gas station…. Yikes!