The Knight Life by Keith Knight for September 24, 2018

The libs have destroyed a lot of tobacco ag worker’s jobs. The 45 miles of fields north of town were all tobacco. The farmers and field hands were paid enough to be poor.

Hey, keep up the smoking. Think of all those medical and insurance jobs you will be creating because of your lung cancer.

Life keeps changing! Can you beat that?!?

Hey, if you wanted to kill yourself, I can give you several faster, less painful, cheaper and effective alternatives.

Keep sucking.