Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 24, 2018

a fiddle that’s beyond out of tune

Yup it’s true! There’s one born every minute!

That ought to scotch any rumours that Jack is gullible.

“Buy yourself a drink, Jackie, and while you’re at it, I’ll have a beer.”

Somewhere between 50 & 200 pounds!

Keeping it smart, Jack; drinking only on a customer’s tab.

Not smart but, if Jack had any sense he wouldn’t have allowed Andy to get so far behind on his tab in the first place!

I remember when the “Gaffer” threw Andy out of the pub when Andy says “A pint o’ best, Gaffer and ave’ one yerself” They both had their drinks. Andy said “Put them on the slate, Gaffer, I’m skint”

And that’s when we saw Andy booted out of the pub. Andy broke the fourth wall and said “That’s the last time I treat ‘im! One drink an’ e’ gets nasty”

Long live the classics! We will always have them.

xxx

@Afficionado

I’m not sure if you will see this but I successfully donated blood today using my right arm this time. I had a couple of failed attempts with my left. Still took quite a bit of pressing on my arm to find a suitable vein.

I forgot to ask how long I took though.

I’m sorry to hear your desktop was hacked. Your comments have disappeared again also. Come back to us as soon as you can, I’ll keep an eye out for comments on your profile.

I’ve never encountered a pub that allowed people to run up tabs.

They let you run up tabs in places where everybody knows your name!

Sucker!

I’LL have a small scotch. And now I’ll add that to your tab, which you still have to pay before YOU get a drink!