Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 29, 2018

Must have left a very bad taste in its mouth !

“Huh! I heard about some college-age earthling that opened someone’s mouth last time, knelt before them and presented them food and drink, half digested, as tribute. Earthlings are strange.”

Technologically advanced, yes. Smarter, no.

They somehow knew toilets were familiar objects but didn’t know what was done with them?

And then a male earthling and a female earthling argued about the position of his tongue.

If results count more than talk (and they do) then I’ll take today’s climate over the long winded buffoon we had previously.

Snort! Funniest cartoon of the day!

What the earthling actually did was sit there and tweet inane opinions to his entire country. If that was their leader, there must be no intelligent life here.

I did no such thing! Lies