Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 06, 2018

Add insult to injury. Fakes being so incompetent (though with him it’s hard to tell), then calls her “the” wife instead of “my” wife. He needs to be flapped big time.

Tony’s QOTD: Do you?

Nope. But I do live by the adage “If you want the job done right, do it yourself”

Which means that I do my own laundry because my wife folds my clothes backwards and hangs my shirts the wrong way.

What wife?

I dated an architect for about a year. She could fix or build just about anything related to a house; I’d put her up against any male contractor.

Do you? It doesn’t really work for us ‘home aloners’. But I procrastinate enough to make up for it.