Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 13, 2018

That stinks! HEAVILY!

“What rhymes with the word, ‘depends’?”

I gotta GO!

BY 5:00??? Eh – he’ll pull up something.

Well, I’m glad they like his toilet spray jingles — I had my doubts. Now, is a ‘rap’ about adult diapers really going to sell them??

So they admit their products are unpleasant. Sounds like the company’s going down the toilet.

A crap rap?

I think they should put NFL logos on adult diapers. Who wouldn’t want to pee on their rival team?

“You’ll want something that’s a really good fit, when you unexpectedly fill your pants with … "

It’ll all come out in the end.

“upends” – appropriate too…

“You gotta fight… for your right… to POTTY!”

“There’s a potty in my pants, now

Just watch me do this dance, now,

While I’m takin’ a whizz, so

These diapers are the shiz, yo!”

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