FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 24, 2018

Only since Roger set it so that when nobody is on it it registers negative 30 pounds.

This is government economics Even though we lost money this year it wasn’t as much as we lost last year so we actually made money. And all it took was some reallocation of funds.

My scale has a memory and it calculates and tells me my weight gain. I know I’ve had enough to eat over the holidays when it tells me that I’ve gained π pounds.

Is that a surgery scar on his chest?

There’s a (typically) droll cartoon by Sandra Boynton showing one of her pigs getting on a “talking” bathroom scale, which goes “oof”.

Considering they had turkey, dad still not too bad on weight, he will slim down. For me stays on with weight.

I see he’s had heart surgery.

Roger Fox in briefs. Just what we’ve always wanted to see.

My brain just got bleached. Look at his stomach it OVERFLOWS!!