Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 08, 2018

Who needs stretching?

REALLY ?SIGN ME UP I GOT SOME TOOTING TO DO

The British word for toot, in this instance, is trump

Not all of yoga makes you toot, but the downward dog is usually to blame.

When you are over 50 and do yoga, you can never trust air leaking from your backside.

There’s no need to toot your own horn about it.

Is he excusing himself or trying to make her feel better?

I have read that the average person has to “toot” 20 times per day. I usually have that amount per hour. Guess it is all those veggies I eat.

“Break wind” sounds more gratifying.

So, ‘hot yoga’ means…..

The word yoga comes from the Sanskrit root word “yug,” which literally means to yoke or unite, both the human mind and eternal Self.

Get the spackle! I see a crack that needs filling!

You know why women toot less don’t you?

It is because they don’t keep their mouths closed enough to build up any pressure LOL.

so, if i understand you correctly, you’re saying that yoga is a gas…?