New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for October 03, 2018

And that’s why your mother lived longer than you, Albert.

For some reason I think that “awoke,” not “woke up,” would have been the way the actual Victoria would have said it.

Good thing it wasn’t Jonesville Kool Aid! You’d be doing the Rigor Mortis Boogie!!

“Lord Palmerston”“Pitt the Elder!”(since bar fights are in the news…)

When I come to, my brother was there and he said, “What’s wrong with your eyes?” I said, “I don’t know – I was chewing on the weed” and he said, “Lemme give it a try.” Spent the rest of that day and most of that night tryin’ to find my brother Bill. Caught up with him about six o’clock the next morning; nekkid, sittin’ on the windmill. (Said he flew up there… had to climb up to get him down – he was about half-crazy…) Jim Stafford, Wildwood Weed

As any good hillbilly will tell you, it’s not the sugar in the kool-aid that gets you, it’s the clear odorless tasteless liquid poured from a mason jar into the punch bowl that makes your eyes roll back into your head.

I’m not worried. Pygar will get them out of the nest soon enough. Then it’s on to Sogo.

They actually drank the Kool-Aid?

Actually, it was Flavor Aid.

OH YEAH! Speaking of “Drinking the Kool Aid”… how’s about those Senate Republicans? Didn’t really have a joke. Just wanted to remind everyone of the Treasonous, Lick-spittal, Bastards colluding in Washington DC. And don’t get me started on the House…