Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for November 03, 2018

Neither am I. I still forgot

We don’t trust Samoans with it..

Lovely tree—

A clock is nothing more than a yardstick.

You can put it down wherever you wish, just as long a everyone else puts there down at the same time, so to speak.

Ancient Rome started their day at sunrise.

In the Islamic world sunrise is not when you see the sun, it’s when you can tell the difference between a black and white thread under ambient light.

Hate it. Who wants it to be dark at 4:30 PM?

Hey, Will. Why’d they switch carrying the yellow lunch box? or is it Mom’s purse?

Tonights the night. Prepare to adjust the clocks!

I change my clocks at random.

The European Union is planning on scrapping daylight saving time. Maybe it’s time we did, too.

I’d like it to stop one way or the other. People die from having to do that. Heart attacks increase in frequency when it is done either way.