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Most of the month you just get your normal allotment of candy, whatever that is, so you must eat up your entire supply of Halloween candy on the very night for October to be the special candy month.
Each year around Halloween, Wegmanâs would put out a bulk candy choice that had a bunch of forgettable stuff and two things I liked, so I would go forage and bring home the part I liked and consume the resulting hoard sparingly through the year.
This year, it wasnât there, and nothing is taking its place. The rush of moral virtuous feeling this fills me with is way less enjoyable than the candy would have been.
(Speaking of candy, they had âthrowbackâ packages of Wacky Wafers the other week, and I bought one. Then I read the sugar content. You know youâre in trouble when the serving size is âone piece.â So now I have to make it last. At the risk of sounding repetitious, you know what sucks? Eating candy responsibly.)
spencerr over 6 years ago
in december we starve
zorak950 over 6 years ago
In fairness, I do eat every month.
Corwin Haught Premium Member over 6 years ago
Most of the month you just get your normal allotment of candy, whatever that is, so you must eat up your entire supply of Halloween candy on the very night for October to be the special candy month.
Milady Meg over 6 years ago
31 days ago.
Scott Roberts over 6 years ago
But⊠but Halloweâen is the very last day of October. November is the month of eating the candy you got the night before.
At least, November first is the day of eating itâŠ
Kip W over 6 years ago
Each year around Halloween, Wegmanâs would put out a bulk candy choice that had a bunch of forgettable stuff and two things I liked, so I would go forage and bring home the part I liked and consume the resulting hoard sparingly through the year.
This year, it wasnât there, and nothing is taking its place. The rush of moral virtuous feeling this fills me with is way less enjoyable than the candy would have been.
(Speaking of candy, they had âthrowbackâ packages of Wacky Wafers the other week, and I bought one. Then I read the sugar content. You know youâre in trouble when the serving size is âone piece.â So now I have to make it last. At the risk of sounding repetitious, you know what sucks? Eating candy responsibly.)
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 6 years ago
Lessee.
January: Eat snow drizzled with maple syrup.
February: Eat heart shaped cakes.
March: Eat âIrish potatoâ candies.
April: Eat Easter basket candy.
May: Eat Motherâs Day chocolate boxes.
June: Eat wedding cake.
July: Eat candy apples.
August: Eat popsicles.
September: Drink chocolate milkshakes.*
October: Eat Halloween candy.
November: Eat cornbread. Go all in on the cornbread. ;-)
December: Eat Christmas candy.
*http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/September/chocolatemilkshake.htm
coratelli over 6 years ago
This is the real difference between october and november :D
Schmevin Schmotur Premium Member over 6 years ago
Are those eyes getting bigger? ;)