Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 26, 2018

What about tricks? They’re full size too!

I’d like to think I’m “fun” size….

But I don’t see why that should mean small!

You’re full-sized BECAUSE of the full-sized candy bars.

Well, I can’t argue with that logic.

Great costumes. They look like greedy adults. Oh, wait – they are!

My audiologist keeps a bowl full of candy bars in the waiting room. I love my audiologist.

. . . careful, these adults could be breaking the law in Virginia! Lock them UP! Lock them UP! I’m glad that I live in a different state. :)

A good Wacky Packages wannabe, at least outside Halloween season, would be Mr. (that’s right, Mr. not Mrs.) T’s Pierogies; …pity the fool…LOLXD

Nope; Your costumes SUCK!

Nope, they’re only given out to the pint-sized kids.

And getting FULLER-sized all the time!

I always loved the full size candy bar people! !

You’re full-sized but not full?

. . . when, my children were young, I use to “slip” a full size candy bar or small toy in their bag, during trick-or-treating. When, we got home, they would dump their bags out and wonder who gave them the better item. They would then want to find out which house it was so they could go back and get more! It was more fun to watch their excitement! :)