Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 15, 2018

Okay… Nate, are you mentally stable?

I’m from a religion that doesn’t tolerate pigs, so being torn apart by pigs would probably be my worst nightmare. I shall respect animals…and religion!

wow…so he doesn’t want to eat meat?

When pigs fly everyone will carry an umbrella.

@picto: Yeah….Beach Umbrellas!!

poll: do you like pigs? i like the food they make

Can everyone stop with the polls?

Death by sounder.

Pigs attacks. Good Job, write it up, Nate.

He stole from Animal Farm! Except the pigs did not take over the world.

A “flock” of pigs. If kids read this book and say it like that, their parents will blame it all on you Nate. Beware.

Great, it was bad enough when you thought that the kindly farmer was dismembered by some psychopathic killer. Now you have the man’s body savaged and devoured by what most children think are a cute farm animal. Nate needs to be kept under observation!

Incredible arc. Thank you

Four legs good, two legs bad!

Poll: do you like bacon

Ultra nate: the galvintron part 1: the evil of ms.godzilla(Nate is walking down the streat)Nate: man i wonder how many crimes i fix in a day? (Nate sees cheez doodles in a store window)andNate: I need a snack!(Nate walks into shop)(Somewhere in the mountains we see a shadowy figure)Shadowy figure: hehehe! I can finally destroy ultra nate!(Shadwy figure walks into light revealing ms.godzilla!)ms. Godzilla: Now I have This robot, I can kill ultra nate! (A light shines on a giant robot mr. Galvin. Text is engraved on the chest saying: the galvintron…)

To be continued…

I actually like that moral.

Respect all animals? Do you respect cats, Nate?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

did the pigs have wings?

It’s actually a sounder of pigs

This gives me Scooby-Doo vibes.

Moral is a big part of a story

This arc just gets darker and darker……

HOW FARMER WOBBLEWHEEL DIED:

Farmer Wobblewheel is shown, doing farmer stuff inside his barn.

Farmer Wobblewheel: Gowsh, I reckon I enjoy this farmer stuff!

All of a sudden, his heart attacks him, or as medical professionals call it, a heart attack. He dies on the spot. A bunch of pigs see his dead corpse lying on the ground.

A Pig: Gowsh, I reckon I see a dead corpse of Wobblewheel! Gowsh, I reckon we should trample him!

The Rest of the Pigs: GOWSH, WE RECKON WE DO!

The pigs break through their gates and run over Farmer Wobblewheel. Oh, and did I forget to mention that the pigs are ripped and super muscular? Yeah, apparently that’s enough for Farmer Wobblewheel’s body to explode, causing several parts of his body to go flying.

gowsh, i reckon i went too far on this

I’d read this book

Flock?