Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 26, 2018

It’s true, Norm. You are the fly, and you can’t talk or buy your way out of this.

I do like your tie, though. Must be a JVA original design.

Aren’t we all? And it doesn’t matter if you’re hanging upside down either. It looks just the same.

If you get stuck, don’t make so much noise.

Gosh…. I knew I was spending too much time on the web.

In fact, I get stuck for hours, just right here.

After all poor Norm is married to Naomi… she trapped him, you know. Oh yes she was very seductive. Then they got married. I hear frost forms on the windows at their house, on the inside!

Make a decision, Norm. Are you the fly or the spider?

Norm does whatever a spider can.

…..said the spider to the fly

Yup.

Some days you’re the fly and some days you’re the… fly…

Norm realized he should have zigged instead of zagging and now.. resistance is futile..

Good morning, Sheriff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHA3Kl1yTPI

Does anyone else hear, “Help me! Help me!” in a very high pitched voice?