Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 11, 2018

Atta boy, tic off the one who will decide your fate forever.

Stairs? My knees will never let me into heaven…

Peter seems kind of irritable. Isn’t he supposed to have the patience of a saint?

“Gonna fly now…♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♭”

Send him back.

To Peter’s left, just off-screen, is the not-so-famous “Escalator to Heaven”.

Knees. try hip replacement…

“We don’t usually do the Purgatory bit, you know, but since you’re such a special guy…”

I’ll wait until the escalator upgrade.

Maybe you shoulda waited until after you got in.

Will he be knock-knock-knockin on heaven’s door next?

Trust me, when you actually see what’s waiting for you there, you’ll be dancing and jumping for joy for a LONG time.