why do i sense a “Jerry Springer” moment coming on?
1) Find a woman that can clean house
2) Find a woman that can cook
3) Find a woman that makes you laugh
4) Find a woman that is good in bed ( OK make that great )
5) Find a woman that has lots of money
There you have it. It takes five cards
Well, four out of five ain’t bad.
Be careful, Senator. Women compare notes.
gotta cover your bases…
I kind of liked Tommy Chong’s idea of a Perfect Woman. 4 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to set your beer on…. (Leaves you 4 cards in the event the first one didn’t work out….)
I spent my whole life searching for Ms. Right. And when I found her the problem was she was looking for Mr. Right. (sigh)…
I have an ex named Right. First name was Always. Any relation???
Rick McKee
willispate about 6 years ago
why do i sense a “Jerry Springer” moment coming on?
somebodyshort about 6 years ago
1) Find a woman that can clean house
2) Find a woman that can cook
3) Find a woman that makes you laugh
4) Find a woman that is good in bed ( OK make that great )
5) Find a woman that has lots of money
There you have it. It takes five cards
Bob. about 6 years ago
Well, four out of five ain’t bad.
cubswin2016 about 6 years ago
Be careful, Senator. Women compare notes.
donwalter about 6 years ago
gotta cover your bases…
Triker2011 about 6 years ago
I kind of liked Tommy Chong’s idea of a Perfect Woman. 4 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to set your beer on…. (Leaves you 4 cards in the event the first one didn’t work out….)
TurbosDad about 6 years ago
I spent my whole life searching for Ms. Right. And when I found her the problem was she was looking for Mr. Right. (sigh)…
Triker2011 about 6 years ago
I have an ex named Right. First name was Always. Any relation???