Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 06, 2018

You should have tried the fish.

Unh Oh!

Edible, yes. Tasty, I doubt it. Too many additives, too much MSG (not Michael Schenker.)

…and now I’m facing multiple sentences for eating all of my previous cellmates …

Guess he thought “Mostly harmless” meant it wouldn’t make you sick.

I want to introduce you to some of the guys at lunch….

Do they make Tums in the super duper interplanetary size?

Check out the faces in the alien’s head. Good camo, Thom.

In the cell from hell.

Guess his species doesn’t have a “prime directive” … mmmm