Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 20, 2018

We heard they gave people gas…

Thanks for the laugh, Dave.

The noise of the mass beheadings would put anybody off of Thanksgiving dinner for life.

Apparently he didn’t have a head for security in numbers.

LOL Almost Larsonesque.

After blowing up all the turkey balloons, Tom was the only one gasping for air.

So the moral is, don’t stick your neck out…

Tell him you are on your way to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade.

The refund wouldn’t have done him much good anyway.

Show him your Presidential pardon.

I’m thinking if they were ineffective he wouldn’t be worried about any refund… in this lifetime, anyway…

Just go for the one that looks nonchalant.