Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 27, 2018

Must be a mail carrier.

It’s moving sluggishly slow.

Ewwwww!!!

Look at that S-car go! Ummm… Okay, snails aren’t slugs. If it were a snail, it would’ve been easier for Lio to tack the sign to its house.

Good rendition. You snailed it.

Road slime ahead!

Slug bug!

Make way for the Slug Festival!

Not to mention…“slippery when wet”.

You know it is too slow when they don’t even bother putting wheels on the sign.

Reminds me of the signs that say “Slow Children”. Are they warning that the children move slowly so they take a while to cross the road so be patient, or are they slow mentally and don’t know what they are doing when they cross the road, so be extra careful?

I hope they don’t salt the roads!

Sigalert: traffic is extremely sluggish by Lio’s house.

The sign should read, “Slime moving vehicle”.

I hope Lio takes this guy/gal home. I LOVE slugs. I had pet slugs when I lived in Oregon, and I miss them. Really. They made their ways into my kitchen, and I started feeding them to attract more. Very cool little guys!

Giant escargot! That’s enough snacks, seasoned and buttered, to go with a week’s worth of wine, at least, if hit and killed by a reckless driver….