Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 05, 2018

Welcome to Crazy Town.

it’s neither of the trees ARE drinking, not IS drinking.

June needs a swift kick!

You can lead a Xmas tree to water but…

Y’know? I always wondered why they stay married considering Ralph’s nonsense. Then I read strips like these and then it all makes sense.

Mmm….refunds on so-caled “Live Xmas” tree? Really… :^ \

Wait…YOU got him into this situation….why should HE have to go ask for a refund?

Soon Ralph is going to be the one who is drinking.

massive sap plug at the cut end sealing the trees, recut the bottom at an angle and add several tablespoons of brown sugar to the water. Amazing how much the tree will drink and stay fresh until 1/6 when on 3 Kings Day the 12th day of Christmas ends.

And that’s when I killed her, your honor…..

It’s a Twin Peaks Christmas

She’s ruining MY Christmas :-(

When Ralph’s on trial for the unfortunate “accident”, I’m finding him not guilty.

If June doesn’t watch it, she’ll be the only ornament on one of those trees.

He should come back with a 7 foot artificial tree. Maybe even one that comes with lights already on it.

I’d take her and the trees and put them both outside the door….she’s a royal PITA!