Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 06, 2018

facepalm Ho, Ho, Holy Mackerel!

I’d say great minds think alike, but…

Bury them both! The trees, or the idiots – take your pick!

I think that I can understand why Ralph has very little hair. He pulled it out a long time ago.

That’ll work out nicely after the divorce….

Where is the aluminized mylar tree with rotating color wheel light?

And here’s your Drabble “D’oh!” moment!

what we have heah, is failure to commUNicate

Two wreaths also.

They should hire hire TWO marriage counselors.

They should hire TWO marriag counselors.

I’m actually surprised that Ralph was able to get a refund on the trees. Usually it’s “final sale” when it comes to that. Both of them clearly have a lack of communication between them. And they wonder why Norman is the way he is.

Talk about artificial lack of intelligence.

I called the artificial tree idea yesterday but I missed the part where they both go and buy the same one. Sheesh.

I have a lot of inside trees, all artificial, one large white, the rest smaller green. All decorated with lights, some with ornaments. There’s one made of dark teal reflective material loaded with peacocks. Also one big one outside dressed with a zillion lights and some weather-resistant garlands. Merry Merry to you all!

Do these two ever communicate???! One call folks, problem solved. It is such a pain to re-box arti-f trees to return.

Ralph could only get a refund for the tree he bought from the dealer. He paid the the other man for his tree and he probably doesn’t have the receipt for it. So he is out the $200 he paid for his tree.

These are two people walking together, but going in different directions.