Close to Home by John McPherson for December 01, 2018

Which ashes are Uncle Stan’s tongue?

What a novel idea!!!

My cat Laptop looked at this and laughed.

Uncle Stan…Smoking hot one last time and making an ash of himself

Then there’s box he can scratch around in too :)

But we didn’t care much for Uncle Stan so put his ashes in the litter box instead.

This might be one of THE most pleasantly HORRIFIC newspaper comics I have ever read.

Hey Bleeb! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBB! It’s payday, let’s go have some fun!!!!!! :)

Could’ve just left him out for the cat to nibble on and saved the cremation costs.

They should have mixed the ashes with Caviar and sent it to El Capitain Trump!