Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 04, 2018

A goober in every state.

As long as he doesn’t turn out to be full of booger…

They’re just suffering from peanuts envy.

Listen to your Pop, sweeties.

We don’t have those goobers in Canada, but we do have some real nuts in the government.

I just let out a little snicker.

Stop right there!

He is already nutty so he would fit in with the Washington crowd also.

Many governors here in Illinois have wound up spending time behind Mr. Goodbars.

He’s got my vote.

@randys41 If I’m not mistaken Georgia is the Goober state.

Voy, eh?

Sadly, his run faltered when it came out that he frequently visited the Kit Kat Bar.

He’ll never get elected. The media will find out about that sweet tart that works in his office.