Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 04, 2018

When I start to act like him, I put my face in a book or lay the seat back and sleep.

I’m a terrible passenger.

I just grab the oh carp bar, clench and try not to whine.

Your daughter just got her permit. She’s driving the family car. Can you do better?

I did that to my mother. She could not handle a 4 on the floor.

My husband would quite happily take over the driving. Since he likes it better than I do, I let him.

My brother tried to tell me how to drive 2 times within 5 mile one day. I pulled off the side of the road and stopped. He asked what was the matter, and I said here you drive the way you want or be quiet and let me do it.