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When I was a kid I was afraid of the dark in the basement. I used to pull the light cord and try to run up the stairs before it got dark. Never worked for me either, Jeff.
cubswin2016 about 6 years ago
Getting kicked out is better than getting a black eye.
e.groves about 6 years ago
I wonder if he’s tried to outrun his shadow?
Oge about 6 years ago
When I was a kid I was afraid of the dark in the basement. I used to pull the light cord and try to run up the stairs before it got dark. Never worked for me either, Jeff.
kvnkoehler about 6 years ago
Wouldn’t he be surprised if he actually did it? If he opened up the door, and found himself on the other side.
brklnbern about 6 years ago
Mutt seems justified here.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Do like Stewie, invent and build a time machine.