The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 10, 2018

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    GROG Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I’m sure someone will regift you.

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    rekam Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Took me a while to figure out what it was. Maybe because it had that hole in the center.

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    the lost wizard  almost 6 years ago

    Long after the rest of you have disappeared, I’ll still be here.

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    Melki Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Maybe if you were coated in fluffy, delicious frosting . . . or, maybe not.

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    iggyman  almost 6 years ago

    Good one!

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    Nate England  almost 6 years ago

    Well, you’re a little too nutty…

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    uniquename  almost 6 years ago

    I wanted to like fruitcake when I was young, I really did. But candied fruit, bleah.

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    Under Dog Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I love fruitcake! Notice I even used an exclamation point.

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    Amra Leo  almost 6 years ago

    There’s a competition involving flinging fruitcakes with a catapult around here…

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    hogpop.padula  almost 6 years ago

    Alexi, you are basically a cruel and evil person. To leave out the actual recipe for your Mom’s fruitcake is the true act of such a person! I’m gonna tell Santa to put you on the permanent naughty list!

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    myrendal  almost 6 years ago

    Store bought fruitcake can be improved with a soak in good brandy or rum. But I don’t understand people’s almost atavistic reaction to fruitcake in general. I make “fruitcake” cookies during the Holidays, with candied fruit, cinnamon, and cloves. If I label them as fruitcake cookies, my husband’s coworkers avoid them like the plague. But if I label them “Holiday Lights” cookies, my husband says they’re almost gone by the first break at 10am. Same cookie, different name. Maybe if we just re-name fruitcakes, folks who claim to hate it (some of whom have never even had any in their lives) will find that it’s actually a delicious treat that can be toasted, or fried like french toast, or slathered with butter, or served warm with a dollop of ice cream, or just simply enjoyed as is.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Mom used to make fruit cake every year at Christmas. She went home to be with the Lord this past May.

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    Duke of Omnium  almost 6 years ago

    Little known fact: Fruitcakes are not actually baked; they’re mined.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Darn dangerous thing to leave lying around on a playground.

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    dwagner200  almost 6 years ago

    Try the deer with the red nose.

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    Lablubber   almost 6 years ago

    I have a theory that black holes can be absorbed into fruitcakes.

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    Daeder  almost 6 years ago

    And that’s when the fruitcake decided to go eat worms.

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