Because Santa is the arbiter, he’s the one bringing the gifts or the punishments. Though technically Krampus does the punishments part. Santa is a Light Elf hybrid and Light Elves work with him as a brother and they aren’t short guys. Krampus is a creation of the Dark Elves. Don’t mess with Krampus or he will eat you.
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
the parents should keep said markers out of their kid’s reach
Kim Metzger Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Who checks to see if Santa has been naughty or nice? (And if you said Mrs. Santa Claus, who checks on her?)
DCBakerEsq almost 6 years ago
Does Santa share his list with Facebook? Or Jesus?
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
And, I thought for sure the VHS player had a slot to warm my cheese sandwich…
Godfreydaniel almost 6 years ago
“Warning: do not eat this deadly radioactive rat poison. It is deadly radioactive rat poison.”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
Because Santa is the arbiter, he’s the one bringing the gifts or the punishments. Though technically Krampus does the punishments part. Santa is a Light Elf hybrid and Light Elves work with him as a brother and they aren’t short guys. Krampus is a creation of the Dark Elves. Don’t mess with Krampus or he will eat you.