Learn to Speak Cat by Anthony Smith for November 22, 2019

Let’s hear it for cats!

This is how I feel, but for people who do not throw away the poop that comes out of their pets, namely cats and dogs, and I am not dissing cats and dogs at all.

You have to say this is hilarious.

FUNNY!!!

No dogs allowed,

You’re not our crowd,

Obey the signs,

And boundary lines.

You’re out of place,

You bark and chase,

You’re not our crowd,

No dogs allowed.

Keep off the grass,

(No dogs allowed),

All pups and hounds,

(You’re not our crowd),

You don’t belong,

(Obey the signs),

You’re out of bounds,

(And boundary lines).

You pant and wheeze,

(You’re out of place),

And carry fleas,

(You bark and chase),

You’re not our crowd,

(You’re not our crowd),

No dogs allowed.

(No dogs allowed).