Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for January 09, 2019

Only the weekend? Should be tasty!

It’s eat or be eaten!

Take it home to Ma’s science project growing in the back of the refrigerator. They’ll mate and start a new species of disgusting, putrid and worthless scum. Most likely with orange skin and small hands.

Sentient cheeses are the best!

Multi-part questions are hard

Spud’s got a point…if he eats it, then it’s probably not going to be much of a problem anymore if it has achieved sentience, right? Not unless it’s capable of pulling an “Alien” moment, but c’mon, sentient or not…it’s still just cheese. His stomach can probably handle that.

There is sentient fermented tofu for vegans, too.

I totally believe that is how Gorgonzola is made! I hate the stuff!

Let it mate with the bleu cheese.

I’m surprised it hasn’t crawled out on its own

“So i shouldn’t eat it?” Quote from spud