The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 26, 2018

Roseanne: “Do these Huggies make me look fat?”

Roy Scheider – “We’re going to need a bigger diaper.”

Clint Eastwood “Make my Day care”

Baby Al Pacino during diaper change: “Say hello to my little rear end!”

Here’s looking at you kids.

Renee Zellweger: “You had me at Jello.”

James Cagney climbing a tree. “Made it Ma, top of the world!”

…moving right along to “Arlo and Janice”….

The creators of a program on the Disney Channel loosely based it on Jack Nicholson’s origins.

The Late George C. Scott, “I Love the smell of full diapers in the morning” (In the movie “Patton”)

Wish I could take credit for these:

Connery: “Formula. Shaken, not stirred.”

Swayze: “Nobody puts baby in [the high chair] in the corner.”

Hanks: “There’s no crying in baseball…but there’s crying for your bottle, or when you get an owwie, or when mama takes your toy away…”

Scheider: (when the baby becomes a toddler) “You’re gonna need a bigger car seat.”

Eastwood: “Go ahead, change my diaper.”

Finch: “I’m bored/tired/hungry/fussy as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore!”