Close to Home by John McPherson for January 06, 2011

ROFL!

I wonder whether a peanut butter and box jellyfish sandwich would have been less painful for his nose…

Home run, McPherson!

That way you get rid of all pests at once especially if the he forget the pool is empty.

I never thought of that. A human rodent trap.

Ew!!!!!!!!

It’s her turn next and guess where the PB will be put………..

Why not just seal him up in a large plastic bag? That would be more humane than expecting him to jump through a non-operating glass window, fall 2 stories into a 6-foot deep pool and survive undamaged.

I want to hear the explaination the wife gives the EMS workers and/or the police!

DIY bat removal.

what was phase 1?

phase 1 obtain one gullible husband.

phase 2 apply peanut butter liberally

phase 3 dive out of attic window into swimming pool.

What? I don’t fully understand! No, really, I don’t.

mice must love peanut butter

To close to home. I’ve run out of rats stupid enough to fall for the old peanut butter trick. That life or death learning curve is effective at improving the intelligence of the rats.

Oh RATS! I forgot the jelly!

Golly gee Batman … .