Yeah, I remember a number of products where the first instruction was to remove the outer wrapper and throw it away, even though it had all the instructions on it. Never did understand why they had to tell us that.
I use to operate a phototypesetting machine where the instructions on replacing the roll of photo paper were posted on the inside of the access door. The first instruction was “open access door”.
There was a can with no label in our cabinet, mixed in with all the others – canned veggies, soup, tomato sauce. My son and his friends wanted soup, and being teenagers, one can a piece was about the right amount. I let them choose. Zak picked out the can with no label. “I like to be adventurous,” he said.
“You won’t want to eat that,” I said. “It’s—”
Before I could finish, he had the can open, the contents dumped into a sauce pan and on the stove. I have to give him credit. He didn’t complain, and he ate the whole canful – of almond paste.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
And then after remove the contents, you then throw away the wrapper and can. As for the removed contents themselves, depends on what you do with them.
Sonic the Hedgehog. over 4 years ago
What product do you think that is
therese_callahan2002 over 4 years ago
If it’s a can of anchovies, the wife becomes a bowling ball.
therese_callahan2002 over 4 years ago
The reason for my post is that this is the 40th anniversary of Love Stinks by The J. Geils Band. The song I mentioned is on that album.
iggyman over 4 years ago
Oh, Charlie! Littering? For shame!
gsawyer101 over 4 years ago
To open see enclosed instructions
cubswin2016 over 4 years ago
Read ALL of the directions first before you do anything.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
Instructions are for sissies.
knight1192a over 4 years ago
Yeah, I remember a number of products where the first instruction was to remove the outer wrapper and throw it away, even though it had all the instructions on it. Never did understand why they had to tell us that.
adrianrune over 4 years ago
I use to operate a phototypesetting machine where the instructions on replacing the roll of photo paper were posted on the inside of the access door. The first instruction was “open access door”.
ellisaana Premium Member over 4 years ago
There was a can with no label in our cabinet, mixed in with all the others – canned veggies, soup, tomato sauce. My son and his friends wanted soup, and being teenagers, one can a piece was about the right amount. I let them choose. Zak picked out the can with no label. “I like to be adventurous,” he said.
“You won’t want to eat that,” I said. “It’s—”
Before I could finish, he had the can open, the contents dumped into a sauce pan and on the stove. I have to give him credit. He didn’t complain, and he ate the whole canful – of almond paste.